Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Thirteen Calendars


Here is a system of Calendars.
[As a familiar sample for the format:

Week (WEAK)
The Calendar of Work; 7 days]

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Re (RAY)
The Calendar of Corn; 50 days

Rebe (ray-BAY)
The Calendar of Corn Cobs; 62 days

Berebebebe (bay-RAY-bay-BAY-bay)
The Calendar of Corn Cob Husk; 93 days

Salgnog (SALG-nog)
The Calendar of Rain; 2 days

Justonot (JUST-oh-naught)
The Calendar of Justice; 9 days

Lodibarroby (LOH-dee-bar-ROH-bee)
The Calendar of Golden Teeth; 544 days

Ugomarthomarartho (oo-goh-MAR-thoh-ma-RAR-thoh)
The Calendar of Lechery; 1 day

Lammy (LAM(B)-mee)
The Calendar of Sweet Meats; 129 days

Uro (sam-BAM-ba-TIK-tog)*
The Calendar of Long Pig; 368 days; *also pronounced (in the savage dialect) as “cahn-BAHL”

Calarthon (ka-LAND-ra-THON)
The Calendar of Time; 47 days

Borgnotron (BORG-no-tron)
The Calendar of the BORGNOTRON; 4322 days

Imdinoradudi (SAD-sack)
The Calendar of Fools; 19 days

Dumumamimatadi (du-mu-mah-MEE-mah-tah-DEE)
The Calendar of Cleansing; 98 days
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Important festival days occur at the coincidence of various days on the various calendars (like “Friday the 13th,” on the fifth day of WEEK and the 13th days of MONTH):

Festival of Fun: on the 3rd day of Justonot and the 9th day of Borgnotron
Occurs every 38,898 days

Festival of Mourning: on the 1st day of Ugomarthomarartho and the 1st and 2nd days of Salgnog
Occurs every day

Festival of Plenty: on the 49th day of Re and the 61st day of Rebe and the 91st day of Berebebebe
Has never occurred

Festival of the Great Together: on the 1st day of all of the calendars other than Re, Rebe, and Berebebebe (aka “The Corn Calendars”).
Has only occurred once before, but was accidentally ignored; predicted to next occur tomorrow

--A Sousinculous Hermit



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