Here is a system of Calendars.
[As a familiar sample for the format:
Week (WEAK)
The Calendar of Work; 7 days]
[As a familiar sample for the format:
Week (WEAK)
The Calendar of Work; 7 days]
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Re (RAY)
The Calendar of Corn; 50 days
Rebe (ray-BAY)
The Calendar of Corn Cobs; 62 days
Berebebebe (bay-RAY-bay-BAY-bay)
The Calendar of Corn Cob Husk; 93 days
Salgnog (SALG-nog)
The Calendar of Rain; 2 days
Justonot (JUST-oh-naught)
The Calendar of Justice; 9 days
Lodibarroby (LOH-dee-bar-ROH-bee)
The Calendar of Golden Teeth; 544 days
Ugomarthomarartho (oo-goh-MAR-thoh-ma-RAR-thoh)
The Calendar of Lechery; 1 day
Lammy (LAM(B)-mee)
The Calendar of Sweet Meats; 129 days
Uro (sam-BAM-ba-TIK-tog)*
The Calendar of Long Pig; 368 days; *also pronounced
(in the savage dialect) as “cahn-BAHL”
Calarthon (ka-LAND-ra-THON)
The Calendar of Time; 47 days
Borgnotron (BORG-no-tron)
The Calendar of the BORGNOTRON; 4322 days
Imdinoradudi (SAD-sack)
The Calendar of Fools; 19 days
Dumumamimatadi (du-mu-mah-MEE-mah-tah-DEE)
The Calendar of Cleansing; 98 days
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Important festival days occur at the coincidence of various
days on the various calendars (like “Friday the 13th,” on the fifth
day of WEEK and the 13th days of MONTH):
Festival of Fun: on the 3rd day of Justonot and
the 9th day of Borgnotron
Occurs every 38,898 days
Festival of Mourning: on the 1st day of Ugomarthomarartho
and the 1st and 2nd days of Salgnog
Occurs every day
Festival of Plenty: on the 49th day of Re and the
61st day of Rebe and the 91st day of Berebebebe
Has never occurred
Festival of the Great Together: on the 1st day of
all of the calendars other than Re, Rebe, and Berebebebe (aka “The Corn Calendars”).
Has only occurred once before, but was accidentally ignored;
predicted to next occur tomorrow
--A Sousinculous Hermit
--A Sousinculous Hermit
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