Bright morning, bring me your promises!

Doorknobs coated in a waxy residue remind me of handlebars rubbed glossy with sticky resin.
Only a few things remind me that they are not, in fact, the same thing.
(first thoughts upon waking up from desperate, torrential dreams.)

What are the first and last things on YOUR minds, dear all? Yes, YOU. I'm looking at, yes, you, with knuckleless white-gloved index finger outstretched. Call 1-800-YOU-RSVP for a chance to enter the sweepstakes, open to residents of the U.S. and adjacent territories from now until January 13th!

--An Advertitious Hermit.